Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

Hairball

Toxic person who claims to love Harry Styles but doesn’t know how to treat people with kindness.
Sends death threats, isn't really smart, isn’t even aware that their fav loves dick and who thinks that maybe if they put up that provocative sign at his show Harry will fuck them backstage.

"Larry is not real, get help, get a job"
"Ugh you're such a hairball"

by Kmmwkindness September 26, 2022

Hairball

When you lick the pussy and get hair in your mouth.

“She was licking me and had to stop because she had a hairball.”

by MyGirlfriendsSubwaysEatFreshGa April 3, 2019