Hairball

When you lick the pussy and get hair in your mouth.

“She was licking me and had to stop because she had a hairball.”

by MyGirlfriendsSubwaysEatFreshGa April 3, 2019

hairball

An impossibly complicated and contrived situation or concept.

The user's understanding of computers was so wrongheaded as to be a hairball of ignorance and superstition, the origin of which may never be fully discovered or understood.

by thePenciler March 14, 2015

Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025