There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.
"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"
"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."
"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."
by John P. Smith April 24, 2008
Get the The Honey Nut Scooter mug.When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.
Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.
by john stromboli September 7, 2020
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A term used in Western Australia as an alternative to "gumnut". Describes the woody nut or seed pod of the gum tree, specifically the gumnuts of the marri tree "Eucalyptus callophylla". Useful for throwing at enemies or friends and family.
by gumbyhonkey November 3, 2008
Get the honkey nut mug.A honkey nut war is a playground term used in Western Australia to describe when children collect as many honkey nut's as possible and throw them at each other. It is usually "every man for himself" though can be played with teams. Most teachers frown upon honkey nut throwing and will give detentions to those caught.
"A honkey nut war broke out in the play ground today around the big tree. "
"ITS A HONKEY NUT WAR!!!!"
"ITS A HONKEY NUT WAR!!!!"
by waboy April 26, 2015
Get the Honkey nut war mug.A sexual act in which one person spreads honey on the testicles of another person and then proceeds to lick it off.
Olivia spread Joel's legs and lathered his balls with honey, licking it off afterwards giving Joel the best Honey Nutting he has ever had.
by K3nny34 April 22, 2017
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When a close freind (probably named deacon) wants to nut in your cereal
(Deacon was possibly steaven newed
(Deacon was possibly steaven newed
by The th0t police February 14, 2018
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