L.B.H.S

Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"

Watch out "Skeeter" went to that new mexican resturant now he's got L.B.H.S..

Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..

You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S

by Squirl76 December 1, 2009

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S

From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow

"Do you know what 'D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S.' means?"

by beep..boop..bop January 12, 2021

H.M.L.S

when you wake up in the morning and you hate your life... that is H.M.L.S. Or hate my life syndrome as it is also known.

it is also possible for certain individuals to contract this horrible condition during the middle of the day.

Take Durdey for example, constant H.M.L.S. =

*wakes up in the morning* "argh! H.M.L.S!"

or

"hate my life!"

by Mr Wizanski March 13, 2008

a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.

That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.

by QuacksO January 15, 2014

F.I.Y.O.L.O.S.H

Fuck
It
You
Only
Live
Once
Shit
Happens

"You stole the answer key from Mrs. Jones?"." Yeah, f.i.y.o.l.o.s.h. !"

by That Guy In 5th Block December 10, 2012

@t.i.n.s.l.e.i.g.h

a banana, sometimes yellow, mostly a brighter shade of brown. Always musty and dusty.

“ i think @t.i.n.s.l.e.i.g.h’s shade of musty brown will be a great wallpaper.”

by mya🤞🏻 July 9, 2021

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

A dope TV show that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but is primarily neglected by everyone, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Initially, it tried to be Law and Order but with superheroes, aliens, and Phil Coulson, but slowly developed its own sense of independence and started having its own unique stories, like dealing with HYDRA, Inhumans, Ghost Rider, and The Matrix.

"Dude, did you see the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Ward came back, for the third time!"

by Rogue Byzantine July 2, 2017