fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009

Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely

she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter

by Mutich November 22, 2015

troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.

Quit troll guarding the remote

by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018

LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.

"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me

by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021

The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.

On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game

by City of Dylan February 22, 2021

Nose-guarding

Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.

People are nose-guarding for Nick after his arrest by defending him in spite of the evidence.

by Deservatives June 4, 2024

guardin

one of the best (and very underrated) music artists out there. he has an extremely unique voice and is very talented. he has made songs such as ‘i think you’re really cool’ and ‘solitary’ (some of his most popular songs) .he has many amazing albums such as ‘creature’ (named after his cat) that was followed by creature part two.

are you listening to guardin?
yeah dude! he’s epic!

by Millie rodger April 10, 2020