grundleberries

the things hanging between a guys legs, aka testicles

Folgie passed out when he got a kick to the grundleberries

by steve-o- March 31, 2005

Grundleoderant

A fresh smelling cousin of the popular deoderant to be used for the foul-smelling gap between a mans speedbag and chocolate starfish.. See also the female version taintpertine.

Wow honey, tossing your salad is so much more fun now that you wear your grundleoderant!

by Pizzy12 January 31, 2008

grundleingus

The act of fellatio performed on a man who is having a bowl movement on the toilet. iow, giving head to a guy while he's taking a huge dump.

Referenced briefly in the american pie: beta house movie, wherein a test to join a fraternity includes the requirement of receiving said carnal pleasure.

could possibly refer to the act performed on a woman, but the logistics are much more complicated

"Yo, your mom gave me some grundleingus last night."

"Dude, thats gross."

"no, what's gross is that i had just eaten some taco bell"

by _lou_ June 20, 2008

Grundler

A person who shaves grundles for a living.

Bro my taint hair is out of control. Better call the grundler to shave that mess.

by Dirty_Hairy84 February 8, 2021

Grundlegrees

(noun)
1. In Norse mythology, Grundlegrees is the North American equivalent of the Europe's Odin. He lives nowhere and everywhere. He is both friend and foe. He smells of swaying grass after a hard rain, ancient seacaves, spring bear hide, the tundratic frosts, and blood. He is greasy.
2. The product of a thoroughly unwashed perineum.

"Jarl disrespected my wife's father's name, in turn I scooped a mittful of ripe grundlegrees from mine undercarriage and smeared his face, into his eyes, and then into his rude mouth."

by Thor Archimedes January 31, 2022

Grundmeyer

A man with sub-par dancing abilities. Looks like a forty year old librarian.

God that man cannot dance. He must be a Grundmeyer.

by DefNotArgo July 16, 2023