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gravitational masturbation

When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets
Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system

Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
by looneylobs August 5, 2017
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Gravitasociophile

This word is essentially a really fancy sounding alternative to the phrase “clout chaser”: It’s someone who is always attempting to score clout, which ends up, ironically, damaging their appearance to the rest of society.
It appears as if that man over there is a gravitasociophile. He seems to be wearing every possible piece of Supreme and Gucci gear he could purchase from EBay.
by /bɛʔ/ February 16, 2019
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Gravitaz

Gravitaz is the best product that mankind could create . Formed by the best legion of men with the best knowledge , looks and strength . These men are the creation of an underdog society ;
IUAM . Thus , they will change the entirety of mankinds future into a future that they will be known till they are six feet underground . GRAVITAZ ... a name that won’t be oblivioned by others .
Ustaz Dol loves Gravitaz
by BukanUstazDol June 2, 2020
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Gravitaz

Gravitaz is the best product that mankind could create . Formed by the best legion of men with the best knowledge , looks and strength . These men are the creation of an underdog society ;
IUAM . Thus , they will change the entirety of mankinds future into a future that they will be known till they are six feet underground . GRAVITAZ ... a name that won’t be oblivioned by others .
Ustaz Dol loves Gravitaz
by BukanUstazDol June 2, 2020
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Gravitar

A water bong made of a 3 liter plastic bottle with it's top cut off and a 2 liter plastic bottle with the bottom cut off. The 2 liter bottle is has a hole drilled in the top that fits a bowl. Pack the bowl with weed and light then pull upward on the 2 liter bottle. Take cap off with bowl...put mouth by hole and push down on 2 liter bottle. Sit down and enjoy the buzz.
Holy shit I just took a hit off the Gravitar. I'm on cloud nine.
by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023
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Gravitationally Challenged

A politically correct term used to describe a fat, overweight, chubby, pleasantly plump, rotund or obviously obese individual.
Look at that guy swallowing Big Macs like their Tic Tacs when he's already gravitationally challenged.
by Seth Jordan May 28, 2008
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Gravitational Tantrum

A temper tantrum during which your child drops to the floor and writhes around as if being sucked into the floor by a massive gravitational pull.
My husband woke our son as he took him out of his car seat, which usually leads to disaster. Sure enough, as soon as we went inside the house, he pulled one of those gravitational tantrums.
by fteegardin August 2, 2010
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