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A musty dusty piece of garbage, he loves to make you extremely uncomfortable, he is super sensitive and will tell his mommy on you, if you see him he will most likely do something weird like poke your belly button. His hair also resembles a dirty mop.
Person 1: Look it’s graham!

Person 2: RUN

Person 3: HES GOING FOR THE BUTTON
Graham by urmommyismymommy April 6, 2022
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A guy who doesn't have the confidence to talk to a girl at the bar but will sleep with your ex-girlfriend without hesitation.
Tim: I can't find graham anywhere do you know where he went?

George: sorry bro he's bangin your ex in the bathroom

Tim: goddamnit Graham
Graham by fuhkyobitch July 8, 2016
A person who doesn't even English gud.
That graham has a G in English
A gay kid who lives in scottsdale and goes to brophy (an all boys school), gay of course
Oh he's a graham, he must be gay.
graham by grahamisgay123 September 24, 2017
Graham is a loose cunt who loves anthony
Graham by Anthonyisagaycunt September 20, 2017
A small skinny white guy who has a small penis he goes to the gym and thinks he is hard and is usually over shadowed by a big nigga like me
There's only one person worse off than me, GRAHAM
Graham by MassivePenis May 4, 2015
A boy that is kind of ugly, but you love him anyway and you don’t know why. It might be because he is a gentleman, funny, and can make you smile even if you’re in the worst mood. But don’t let a Graham go unless you want to never see him again.
“Ah man, I should have never stopped talking to Graham.” -Girl 1
“He’s really ugly though, I don’t know why you guys dated.” - Girl 2
“You’re right, but there’s something about him...” -Girl 1
Graham by bonody June 2, 2018