Good morning and God bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
“Good morning and God bless, Hila.”

by PapaBless420 May 22, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)

"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018

Good Morning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

I can't go on without a Good Morning and God-bless at the start of my day.

by QuiteSpicy May 27, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.

by Nippalodian May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"

by pbizy97 May 23, 2018

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018