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#shreksquad I AM BEAUTFIUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY WODS CANT BRING ME DOWN!! ALSO SHREK IS MY UNCLE WHO STARTED FOSTERING ME BECAUSE ALL OF HIS OGRE BROTHERS DIED AKA MY DAD AND UNCLES AND NOW I LIVE WITH HIM AND FILM ALL THE SHREK MOVIES. IM ALSO IN LOVE WITH HIM BUT WE LIVE ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE BORDER SO YA.
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Her fans could not take GOATINESS
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Goatis

Another way to say ‘Jesus,’ ‘Saviour,’ ‘Christ,’ ‘Enlightener,’ ‘Prophet,’ etc.
Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.
"Stop trying to act so smart, you think your a goatis or something"
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."
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old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.
Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?
by madd marauder April 26, 2011
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