Goaty

Im better than everyone, so suck it. Also shrek is love shrek is life. Amen to that

Goaty is fan fucking tastic

by Gummy beared hobo January 29, 2022

Goatiness

Being a GOAT all the time

Her fans could not take GOATINESS

by The G0@T February 26, 2018

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

Goaty

#shreksquad I AM BEAUTFIUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY WODS CANT BRING ME DOWN!! ALSO SHREK IS MY UNCLE WHO STARTED FOSTERING ME BECAUSE ALL OF HIS OGRE BROTHERS DIED AKA MY DAD AND UNCLES AND NOW I LIVE WITH HIM AND FILM ALL THE SHREK MOVIES. IM ALSO IN LOVE WITH HIM BUT WE LIVE ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE BORDER SO YA.

Follow Goaty, or perish

by Gummy beared hobo January 29, 2022

old goaty

A mangey flea-bitten animal, one whose fur is matted and reaks of its own feces.

A person who dosn't take care of themself I.E. one who has poor personal groming, dosn't shower or brush their teeth.

Dude, your cat is lookin a little old goaty.

That old goaty look is really working for you, did you brush your teeth last week?

by madd marauder April 26, 2011