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go home and wank kid

a kid that must wank as soon as he gets home. Sexual gratification is utterly important to him...but no-one else will give it to him.
Man, I bet that fat kid gerard is a go home and wank kid.

Mum: 'Hi honey, how was school?'
David: 'Wait, just a minute mum, just a minute! I have to go to the toilet'

*Runs to the bathroom and after a few minutes returns looking rather flushed*
by stub004 November 6, 2004
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Go home and sort your life out

An insult/comeback only used by the evilness in the world (which is chavs) against emos
Jakky G:Errrrrrrrrr your face!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrrr go home and sort your life out!!

Malakie (who gets fiddled by Jack A): HAHAHAHAHA!! Jack A your hilarious!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Ok then take off your pants!!

Malakie who gets fiddled by Jack A): Ok
by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008
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Go Home Life

When life doesn't make any sense..Sometimes saying "Go home life.. You're drunk." Makes everything better.
Dude.. My orange juice keeps spilling. This is making me so mad... Ugh. Go HOME life.. You're drunk.

Sometimes life irritates me and makes me want to smack it in the face and tell it to go home.
by TBAM March 18, 2013
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Go home and snitch to your raticate is a term used to tell raticates to go the f*ck home and snitch.
Raticates are people who are so annoying that anyone who meets them will feel suicidal.
Hey billy are you taking the bus today?
No milud this is the 113th time that you ask me today. GO HOME AND SNITCH TO YOUR RATICATE
Okay then...
by Meerfus March 10, 2017
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Go home jehovah

To maim, degrade or to lessen.

A derogatory term in the 1940s used today by racists. Is taken from the term, "Go home Jew." Often mistaken for a more spiritual term such as 'go home jehovah!'
jehovah, jew, jewish bread, jewbee, Go home jehovah
by anon76889 December 6, 2010
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Go home and have a bath

An insult/really crappy comeback when non chavs talk to chavs (however this only works with the chavs who say they aren't chavs though, all the other ones will just hit you)
Jakky G:Don't talk to me you chav!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrr go home and have a bath!!

Jakky G:Go listen to that noise you listen to that you think is music!!
by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008
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Go home and kick the dog

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief
Obama just tried to pass his health care plan and is finding a way for prisoners to escape capital punishment. That just makes me want to go home and kick the dog!
by socialism sucks December 22, 2009
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