Mr Scott: I want to poke Michael in the eye for his craziness
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma
Braden: But then if you did so, you would be giving him Physical Glaucoma
by Bradenplier August 23, 2018
Get the Physical Glaucoma mug.A disease in the eye where the vessels in the back become gradually constricted prohibiting fluid to exit the eye easily.
Over time, this gradual build-up of fluid begins to cause damage to the nerves in the eye, which is irreversible.
The first signs of glaucoma are frequent headaches which become worse and more common as time goes on without treatment.
A common misconception is that the ONLY cure for Glaucoma is marijuana. Yes, that is an option, for weak hearted druggies. The COMMON way to treat glaucoma is by a series of eye drops which go into the effected eye once, or twice, a day.
Common Eye Drops to Treat Glaucoma are as followed:
Cosopt
Xalatan
Lumigan
Alphagan
Note; Glaucoma currently has no cure, it can only be controlled.
Over time, this gradual build-up of fluid begins to cause damage to the nerves in the eye, which is irreversible.
The first signs of glaucoma are frequent headaches which become worse and more common as time goes on without treatment.
A common misconception is that the ONLY cure for Glaucoma is marijuana. Yes, that is an option, for weak hearted druggies. The COMMON way to treat glaucoma is by a series of eye drops which go into the effected eye once, or twice, a day.
Common Eye Drops to Treat Glaucoma are as followed:
Cosopt
Xalatan
Lumigan
Alphagan
Note; Glaucoma currently has no cure, it can only be controlled.
Idiot Druggie ~ oh snap!1!111 u hav glaucoma?? U muss be lucki... u get all da drugs u w@nt!!11!!!1
Glaucoma Struck Lad - You idiot, don't you realize that that is simply one method in controlling glaucoma; the moronic way. Why don't you get your mind out of your drug induced world and expand your horizons. For you see, MOST people combat glaucoma with special eye drops.
Glaucoma Struck Lad - You idiot, don't you realize that that is simply one method in controlling glaucoma; the moronic way. Why don't you get your mind out of your drug induced world and expand your horizons. For you see, MOST people combat glaucoma with special eye drops.
by TsuNaru May 21, 2007
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A sexual term used when a man cums in a woman's eye. The term is used because it describes giving someone hazy vision.
by D.Roberts April 21, 2006
Get the Glaucoma mug.A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Candigrl May 30, 2008
Get the Anal glaucoma mug.When your ass can't differentiate what it likes to wink at. Like not realizing they are doing it to someone from the same sex.
A guy tells another guy "Hey that's a nice shirt" and then proceed to wink at him with his anal glaucoma.
by Penelope Pimp June 25, 2010
Get the Anal Glaucoma mug."Tresa called in sick today, she says her anal glaucoma is acting up."
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"
by Sweet blumpkin pie November 11, 2009
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