Some guy in China working out and scaring the locals with his mighty muscle mass and super high body fat.
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by Thedudewithlowtest July 4, 2022
Get the Geoffrey verity schofield mug.An airline pilot who had the AIDS virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). Because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. His condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.
by aids_from_Geoff March 14, 2015
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From the film "Get Him To The Greek"
A Geoffrey is a marijuana joint laced with many other drugs such as Heroin, LSD, Cocaine, and methamphetamines. In the movie, "Get Him to the Greek" Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) smokes a Geoffery with Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and his father in Las Vegas causing him to have a heart attack thus provoking Aldous to stab Aaron in the heart with an Adrenaline shot, overiding the heart attack. Smoking a Geoffery also makes the person very attracted to furry walls.
A Geoffrey is a marijuana joint laced with many other drugs such as Heroin, LSD, Cocaine, and methamphetamines. In the movie, "Get Him to the Greek" Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) smokes a Geoffery with Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and his father in Las Vegas causing him to have a heart attack thus provoking Aldous to stab Aaron in the heart with an Adrenaline shot, overiding the heart attack. Smoking a Geoffery also makes the person very attracted to furry walls.
Aaron: What is this?
Aldous: It's a Geoffrey
Aaron: What the hell is a Geoffrey?
Aldous's Father: It's a joint laced with Heroin, LSD, cocaine, extacy, and I think it has PCP.
Aaron: Why do they call it Geoffrey?
Aldous's father: Because who is going to be scared of a bloke named Geoffrey?
Aaron: Ahh God, I'm having a heart attack
Aldous: It's a Geoffrey
Aaron: What the hell is a Geoffrey?
Aldous's Father: It's a joint laced with Heroin, LSD, cocaine, extacy, and I think it has PCP.
Aaron: Why do they call it Geoffrey?
Aldous's father: Because who is going to be scared of a bloke named Geoffrey?
Aaron: Ahh God, I'm having a heart attack
by carnivalkid34 June 7, 2010
Get the Geoffrey mug.when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.
by Johnny March 12, 2004
Get the horrible geoffrey mug.noun. A disproportional or abnormally large abdomen (i.e. stomach, belly, gut, tummy, pooch, bread basket, paunch, spare tire, etc.) that can be misinterpreted or has at some point been misconstrued as a mid-late term pregnancy.
pronoun. A playful name given to a persons abdomen as described above, as if it was a separate entity or living thing.
pronoun. A playful name given to a persons abdomen as described above, as if it was a separate entity or living thing.
noun- "I really have to start working out and eating better, because I'm starting to get a Geoffrey."
pronoun- "Hey babe, when are we going to eat? It's time to feed Geoffrey!"
pronoun- "Hey babe, when are we going to eat? It's time to feed Geoffrey!"
by DiyDomTheBuilder April 18, 2014
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Get the Geoffrey mug.1.when your fuckin a girl from behind,you pull out,flick a gober in her ear (so she thinks u came in her ear)when she turns around,u skeet in her face and then punch her
2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut
2.combo of the houdini,donkey punch and a jelly donut
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"Yo this bitch took a wet geoffrey like a CHAMPPPPP"
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by yerpp February 26, 2008
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