melon gaze

As we all know, the female breast gives out large quantities of tractor beams drawing a guy's eyes to the prize. Melon gazing is the act of staring with a stupid expression straight at a woman's chest until she slaps you or leaves.

Woman: Is there a less harsh way you could melon gaze?
Man: What? Oh, yeah, car insurance and stuff.
*continues to gaze*
Woman: OMG! The male race are pigs!
*slaps man and becomes lesbian*

by Chris Hine September 14, 2008

winna gaze

of or pertaining to a fine ass honey checking out yo goods, then grabbing them with a vice grip. Often leads to butt sex, tea bagging, cleavland steamers, albino catfishes, egyptian goggles,chili dog, glass bottom boating, or intercourse.

Yo cuz that fine ass bitch just gave me dat winna gaze.

by Snookinator September 10, 2005

Female gaze

Percy Jackson

I feel like I don't need to explain just Percy Jackson is the Female gaze

by IAmAPersonInTheWorld December 7, 2022

nu gaze

An updated genre of pop that derives from the mid 90s scene with band like Slowdive, Chapterhouse, My Bloody Valentine. Big noisy, bee-like guitar sound.

Includes such bands as Khonnor and Radio dept.

Since I loved Slowdive, it's hard to resist thes nu gaze artist.

by Lidbom December 4, 2004

vamp gaze head

Someone who has a head/haircut that resembles that of a vamp gaze from Diablo 2.

Man, Hulk Hogan sure does have a vamp gaze head.

by goatsoap October 26, 2005

Jake Gaze

A blank stare often accompanied with dead eyes and an open mouth. The bottom of the teeth are generally exposed. This trait is usually found in people who are socially awkward. The person performing the Jake Gaze cannot hear or see anything while in this state and will often come back into reality with a statement such as "What?" or "Huh?"

I was talking to Dave, but he wasn't listening, he was doing the Jake Gaze, as if there was something on his mind that was more important than our conversation.

by Snarkel December 3, 2011

anal gaze

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016