gastric exorcism

When you get the atomic runs so bad you literally spend half the night on the shitter

“Yo dude I had a gastric exorcism after eating Taco Bell!”

by WonderBlox October 15, 2023

gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.

-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."

by rud0lph December 20, 2013

Saint Gastric's Day

March 18th. The Day After. Especially on college campuses.

Frank asked his prof to bump his midterm back to "man, just any day but Saint Gastric's Day."

by stanleykowalski March 18, 2013

Gastric Geyser

projectile vomiting with heavy chunks of food

I ate steak and had a terrible gastric geyser.

by OT Rant Volvagia November 27, 2011