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Digital Grand Canyon

The Digital Grand Canyon refers to the gap between American citizens:

*with effective access to digital and information technology versus those with very limited or no access at all and/or

*with sufficient and proper resources, training and skills needed to effectively participate as a digital citizen versus those without and/or

*with the desire and mindset to embrace digital citizenry versus those without and/or

*with sufficient english language skills to effectively participate as an american digital citizen versus those without

Applying the 80/20 rule, there are 50 million american citizens in the digital grand canyon. Not a laughing matter, these citizens do or can expect to experience a lesser quality of american life, as more international and american businesses, and even federal, state and local governments, more growingly rely on providing online services, which can be much less costly to the organizations, than those provided by brick and mortar, telephone call center, and other facilities.

The term global digital divide refers to differences in citizen access, compared among countries.
Some examples of use of digital grand canyon:

Florida is full of people in the digital grand canyon, driving around wasting time looking for the best early bird special, when they could have just looked and found it online.

With a data plan, your phone can help you over the digital grand canyon, to online register your kid for town sponsored soccer.
by Stevewithmpa December 9, 2010
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Grand Canyon University

The private school where snobby rich kids from Scottsdale and Paradise Valley go so they don't have to associate with common Phoenix folk.
"Why is there a fleet of Porsches in the west valley? Oh wait. They're going to Grand Canyon University."
by PhoenixTruckster April 20, 2019
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grand canyon university

Could very well be the worst on-campus University in the United States. It is the only university in the country that would accept anything that walks on two legs and has a pulse. People with sat scores in the 900's get accepted to this school. Also, it has a graduation rate of 29%.

It's business school and engineering school are unaccredited, yet the university was founded in 1949.

Everybody that goes here say they go to the best university in Arizona and they will get connections through Colangelo because that's what the business school is named after. I say again: they will accept almost anyone
Tyler: my girl just said she going to the worst school in the country

Me: Grand Canyon University?
by Tytsims November 22, 2017
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grand canyon body

Referring to a thick girls body
"I like my girls to have a GCB, Grand Canyon Body."

"What does that mean?"

"I like them thickkkk as fuckkkkk!"
by mackdaddy206 May 28, 2017
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Grand Canyon Tour

A sexual act which involves licking a woman from the top of her ass-crack all the way around to her belly-button, or vice versa.

Can be abbreviated as a GCT.
That girl is so hot!! I'd like to take her Grand Canyon Tour!!

Last night, I took a GCT with my girlfriend.
by Robert Harris April 30, 2004
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Slang for eating pussy while moving your tongue in a circular motion.
Fag #1: Dude I was giving girlfriend a good time last night! But she said I sucked?

Fag #2: Well did you give her the Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour?

Fag #1: Naw Man, I'll have to try that next time!
by IncorporealContributor May 27, 2013
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Like Throwing a hotdog down the hallway, but the vagina is much looser.
That prostitute had sex so much it was like throwing a hotdog down the grand canyon.
by agreensnowman August 17, 2014
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