you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

you've got to be shitting me by LCNeko December 30, 2015

you got to be yanking my dick off 

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

you got to be yanking my dick off by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017

We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

We got to install microwave ovens by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

You aint got to lie to kick it 

You don't have to lie about something to hang out with me

Joe:I got every pair of Jordan's I just don't wear none I like rocking Shaq's
Bob:You aint got to lie to kick it!

You aint got to lie to kick it by Yasmin25 May 3, 2011

Got To 

Got to;

A phrase of agreement. Follows a statement made by someone other than yourself.

1. Chris: So since I was in Atlanta anyway, I figured, "Why not go to Magic City"

Steven: Got to...

2. Tracy: I couldn't decide whether or not I wanted to drink Goose or Crown tonight, so I bought a bottle of both.

Gordon: (uncontrollable cheese) Got to!

Got To by Truth by Daylight February 11, 2008

whats that got to do with the price of cheese 

a phrase used when somone says somthing that is nothing to do with anything

fred: i just bought a new cd
dave: oh yea what is it
fred: nice weather were havin
dave: whats that got to do with the price of cheese

whats that got to do with the price of cheese by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Twink has got to tink

When an effeminate man goes to the bathroom to take a piss.

“This twink has got to tink.”

Ricky Funkhouser

Twink has got to tink by Vapor smoker May 18, 2021