God church

Some dumb ass word that jake paul made up to describe how "amazing" his merch was selling.

And i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

by XxDarkCatKingxX January 4, 2018

God Church

A word used by a mentally ill non-human youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded.

Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

God, Church

the amazing song Jake Paul made to represent the vlogs he posts every day as well as the constant grind he has in his life (the song also represents Team 10

And i just droped some new merch, and its selling like a god, church

by logangpauler#1 July 11, 2017

God Church

God Church is pretty much another word for 'crazy' or 'insane'. Kind of a new YouTuber trend.

Just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god Church

Yo bro, that was God Church asf

by Ernizkool July 25, 2017

God Church

Ricegum copying jake Paul but rice made it look and sound good

Drop merch and it's selling like a god church

by Rice 🍚 August 12, 2017

god church

when something is so impressive it is almost not describable

My merch is selling like a god church.

by Olivia Starfruit August 11, 2017

God Church

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life

" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017