god church 

when something is so impressive it is almost not describable

My merch is selling like a god church.

god church by Olivia Starfruit August 11, 2017

God Church 

Ricegum copying jake Paul but rice made it look and sound good

Drop merch and it's selling like a god church

God Church by Rice 🍚 August 12, 2017

God Church 

A stupid phrase Snake Paul created.

And it's selling like a God church.
You: Get some help

God Church by Payterella September 17, 2017

God Church 

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life

" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

God Church by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017

God Church 

A stupid line used by Jake Paul in "Its everyday bro".

I drop some merchandise and it's selling like a god church"

God Church by Jefferson The III October 30, 2017

God Church 

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch

Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

God Church by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017

God Church 

A term used by Jake Paul meaning merch is selling fast and you need to get it while you can.

Logan Paul said his merch is on God Church status.

God Church by Malija ~ IG @thatfamouskid November 27, 2017