lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.

Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!

by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017

Gizzard Gobbler

A person who loves sucking penis to the extent that it's disgusting.

Girl: Omg Have you seen Paris Hilton in that video?

Guy: Oh yeah It was hot, I'd tap that.

Girl: She's such a gizzard gobbler, It gives a bad name for all women.

by c'estunepute! July 22, 2009

lippsy gizzard

somone who is slightly hobo-ish with a strong but sensual attraction to the under side of a koala bear. Also posessing a furocious appetite for leather kite flying.

You went too far man...that lippsy gizzard is gonna steal your grandmas fork lift!

by bobbinforbrainonacreeper April 27, 2009

Pork gizzard

Fat chick who stays sucking Dick and got that juicy booty to back it up.

She got that pork gizzard ass and a real pretty mouth.

by 32 Squad August 01, 2019

Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.

Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2018

Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.

Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019

gizzard house

A house full of hot mets, normally a small, overcrowded bathroom at a club/bar

Steve: I gotta visit the gizzard house to break the seal.
Chris: Theres a whole lot of weiners in here
People Pissing: kekekekekeke
Steve: my balls are barkin in this overcrowded baking bathroom
Chris: *pissing on dudes unknowing foot in the stall while standing at the urninal*

by blu3 gumma June 03, 2014