Mega Fake Gangster

Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.

Dude, Jermey is a mega fake gangster. He calls everyone stupid and acts like he's in the hood

by Swordviper January 22, 2018

Wannabe Gangster

Usually white and black kids from a upper class-middle class neighborhood. Listens to only rap (In 2018 mostly trap) music. Usually can be seen in high schools wearing expensive clothing, and wearing pants that show their whole ass, also can be seen smoking weed, throwing gang signs, being a complete douchebag to other people minding their own business, doing very poorly in school and wanting to fight anybody that ticks them off in the slightest manner. Wannabe gangsters are only friends with their own group of other wannabe gangsters and only attract hoes..

Almost like a real gangster right? actually No.. bassicallyJust a bunch of suburban pricks causing trouble...

EX1:

*Kid walks past a group of Wannabe gangsters in the school halls minding their own business*

Wannabe gangsters: Yea you better walk around or well beat your ass nigga

EX2:

Women trying to get past a group of wannabe gangsters in her car in a parking lot

Wannabe gangsters: look at this bitch! *Proceeds to throw a snowballs at the womens car*

by Fieroman February 14, 2018

gaster

It's a secret!
But no seriously, Gaster is a secret character from the game UNDERTALE. Said to be Sans and Papyrus' dad. Well, it's not confirmed, but he may be. He speaks in WingDings too.

Undertale Fan: I FOUND THE SECRET GASTER!!!

by SkyBerry June 5, 2016

Ganjster

Such as a gangster is to a gang, a ganjster is to the ganj.

Simply put, someone who smokes cannabis regularly without allowing the judgemental views and negative connotations associated with smoking marijuana that presides in social conformity to affect his/her own agenda relative to smoking.

Jake - "bro you smoke so much!"

Nilz - "i don't give a fuck bro, i'll smoke as much as i want."

Jake - "You're such a ganjster!"

by The Ganjsters September 29, 2011

walmart gangster

A small town gangster wannabe who wears cheap walmart clothes like every other small town gangster wannabe. Typically pussified white punks with no idea what a real gangster is. Often found using ricer cars to race rednecks in Fords and tractors. Often found trashtalking those who are cooler than him, but since he's such a bitch he can't back up his big talk and ends up looking like a pussy.

Freddy only hangs around at walmart, drives a 94 accord with a body kit and a walmart sound system, is 5 foot tall, and couldn't back up his incessant trashtalk if his life depended on it. What a walmart gangster.

by Sibilus March 6, 2008

storybook gangster

is a faker who doesn't keep it real and his whole life is a joke

"Yo what are you going to do today im going to do a 187
are you fo real man close your story book punk ass storybook gangster"

by L-Loc March 14, 2007

gangster fever

When you’re better off by yourself and when think you don’t need no one

Neisha: I think I’m better off by myself

Them: That’s gangster fever!!

by 2playa.Ne July 5, 2020