Funt

When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.

Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”

by Coolditch July 18, 2020

funt

fucking cunt

"you funt you spilt my milkshake!"

by meffren532 January 12, 2009

funt

Funt is another word for cunt only spelt wrong.

Rachael, do you shave your funt?

by milly November 7, 2004

Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

by gary October 6, 2003

FUNT

A Fucking Cunt; a female who is being more than annoying

Hey Helen... Stop being such a FUNT!!!!!

by DaRock August 7, 2006

funt

Funt is that wonderfully soft area above the cunt that I love to kiss.......and knead.........and play with!

my lovers wonderful soft and kissable FUNT!

by Mr. Lovelace January 24, 2004

Funt

fat above the cunt

she has major funt!!!!!!!!

by linda lovelace January 23, 2004