cyber fornication

computer sex (IMing, Facebook chatting, MySpace messaging, etc.)

Some curious teens have cyber fornication on their computers.

by Samm Scott August 25, 2008

Cluster Fornication

1. Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

2. A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn't leave something well enough alone.

The new traffic signals that the GADOT installed on the on-ramps to the highway are suppose to help relieve traffic, but instead all they do is create a cluster fornication on the surface streets.

by The Tanimal February 2, 2009

barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

gastronomic fornication

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.

Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?

by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009

chocolate oreo midget fornication

When a black midget woman and a white midget man have consensual sex. The white midget man pulls out and cums in the black midget womans mouth. Then the white midget man slaps the black midget woman on the back of the head causing the black midget woman to spit the cum everywhere.

Lets watch that porn called chocolate oreo midget fornication...

by chocolate meatlocker April 25, 2010

Wheel Of Fornication

The act of having many men with erect penises in the same room. There is also one female laying over a bar stool nude. The object is to spin her and the guy she lands on gets to fuck her and the guy on the opposite side gets a blowjob.

Dude, those guys really ran a wheel of fornication on that hoe.

Yeah, it was like Vanna White turned into Taylor Rain.

by deprydation November 8, 2009

vertical fornication

A management term, when a large and powerful organization is cascading incompetence from the top down.

Top level management decides to reduce front line workers to save money, but later finds out that customers are not getting the service they expect, or had received in the past..

The recent organizational changes have put the company into a vertical fornication spiral.

by oilfilter April 22, 2015