FMB

Acronym for "Fondle My Balls".
Often used to express dismissal in a condescending fashion.

person 1: pleez pl33z PLEEZ?!?!
person 2: FMB a/h!

by JonMaker August 15, 2004

FMB

Funnel Madd Beers

This involves the popular art of funneling not just one, not even two, but funneling madd beers. Typical situations for this are crunk parties involving women, which evidently leads to the other form of FMB, Fuck Mad Bitches. The two definitions are most often used together.

Ken: What's the game plan for the night?

Wil: Yo, we're gonna start out by smoking a stogie, then go FMB. Lloyd Banks!

Ken: Foolproof plan homie. Shit's gonna get real.

by Jlsjimmij July 22, 2008

FMB

(FMB) means you are a Fake MC Bumberclut

T dot kid is shit at spraying 8 bar this makes im a FMB.

by harrycunningham15 March 25, 2008

Fmb

For my baby

I'll do anything fmb, she's so amazing!!

by Hajad567 December 22, 2016

FMB

Stands for ‘furrowing my brow’
Similar to smh

You locked your keys in the car?! #fmb

by Sudo pseudonym October 29, 2017

Fmb

“Forever My baby”

That’s my Girl she’s FMB!

by Capitalgirl09 July 5, 2018

fmb

fight me bitch

u really gonna say that dog ya know what square up and fmb!

by Addythequeen November 27, 2018