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Floris

Floris is the weirdest and the most awkwerd person you will ever meet. He is very bad at sports and only plays videogames, if he is at school he only surfs on 9gag. He has headphones with him all day, thats why they are broken. People use Floris as a definition of weird or addicted to games and internet.
person 1: Hey, why are you so Floris?

person 2: c'mon I'm not THAT weird.
by Chad Champion November 22, 2019
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Floris

Someone who is not able to talk without it sounding like he is advertising something
‘Hey if you link that account to this website you get free games’ ‘shut up you floris’
by Chad_maisvikkel May 23, 2018
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Flori

Flori is generally a great guy guy. He will do anything to get what he wants.

Girls fall for him everyday, but he has his eyes on only one at a time, and if your that girl consider yourself lucky because he will give everything to you. He have a big penis.
-Hey girl do you want a Flori?

-Yes because it is beast in bed.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Flori

Flori is generally a great guy guy. He will do anything to get what he wants.

Girls fall for him everyday, but he has his eyes on only one at a time, and if your that girl consider yourself lucky because he will give everything to you. He have a big penis.
In bed it is like a beast named Flori.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'
We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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floris

a fat fucking nigger, this guy is really cute, he makes stupid jokes but everyone wants to fuck him
''oh look, its floris! fuck that guy''
by ihatehatehateeeblackpeople September 4, 2023
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Floris

A person with such an immensly large mass of nose it would have created a black hole if it had a box collider
by sneldood April 11, 2023
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