Flooping

When you walk aimlessly around a store looking for something you dont neccessarily need to spend your money on that may or may not be useful to you.

I got distracted flooping at Kmart today.

by Positivep March 11, 2018

flooding

peeing underneath the stall door while someone is in there taking a dump

i was mad at my friend, so flooding him while he was on the toilet seemed like a great idea

by floodguy December 24, 2012

flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

by coinflipper November 27, 2009

Flooding the Tunnel

Pissing inside a girls pussy while having sex.

I flooded the bitches tunnel last.

by KMarK November 12, 2003

Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

by Dingodango July 2, 2017

Flooding The Anthill

Pouring the contents of a used condom into the female's birth canal after sex, also commonly deployed as an act of vindication.

After Suzie queefed on my nuts during sex the only appropriate response was Flooding The Anthill.

by Axlerod Poundhouse December 4, 2007

Flooding the Feed

When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.

Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.

Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.

Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.

Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?

Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.

by francesermongo13 September 21, 2014