The Five G's

The Five G's is a code statement used to shorten the phrase "Gay Guys get Great Girls." We've all seen it happen at bars, partys, malls...gay guys have a tendency to hang around both the artsy, creative, chic females, as well as the gorgeous semi-unnatainable females, because those same females are mysteriously drawn to the gay male.

Dude, why's Antonio always the one thats swarmed by hot chicks? Don't they know he's not going to sleep with them?

Yea man, but they don't care, chicks love gay guys, its the Five G's at work...

by Scanda-liz January 9, 2009

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The Five P's System

a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too

How does that do in The Five P's System???

by snowmanitalianstallion March 22, 2011

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Five Percenter's

It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.

Initiation:

The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"

Technically, it's not a loss at all.

Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.

Considered communism.

Everyone could still win, but won't.

CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.

Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.

CEO: Fire one person from each market.

Workhorses: What an ass.

by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009