#facerape

Verb - The act of engaging in, and performing acts of rape to the orifices located on one's face.

Ben: did you hear about Jill?

Drew: no what happened?

Ben: she got #faceraped by the whole football team and now her lower jaw is broken!

Drew: oh wow her dad must be pissed

Ben: nah she dosnt have one

by DildoSwaggins69 March 8, 2018

Convicted News Faker

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.

Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.

by J B10 January 17, 2020

Faker

Actors & Actresses are fakers who fake & pretend every character they fake in movies, tv shows & more.

All Actors & Actresses are Fakers

by UnHeaven Kevin October 27, 2019

Faberge ovaries

The reproductive organs responsible for producing all spoiled bastards.

'Yes she's fit but I couldn't get anywhere near her, the snooty cow behaves like she comes from Faberge ovaries'

by Milo2009 August 13, 2009

Fardgure ( Fager)

Pronunciation: (far jur)

Fager
1. (noun) The word from Austin Powers: Goldmember which is a butchered pronunciation of father

Fardgure
2. (noun) A spelling of the term from Austin Powers: Goldmember told to a complete and utter retard when they but into your conversation

1. Fager will you help meeee?

2. What's a fardgure??? Look it up, it's spelled F-A-R-D-G-U-R-E

by Zach Maron April 28, 2005

faceriding

(V.) the act of the girl placing her vagina on your mouth & the action of sucking, licking & slurping is taken place.

Alicia said faceriding feels great. if done well, you can squirt

by Angie29371 March 2, 2014

husband faker

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.

Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."

by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013