fat girl syndrome

Fat girl Syndrome refers to the inflated self esteem of fat bitches. They always portray themselves as much more attractive than they actually are in real life. They often wonder men don't want them, as they blindly acknowledge their weight problem. They often brag about the amount of guys that talk to them (usually only on social networking sights where myspace angles are used to the fullest. See "myspace angles" ). But really, the amount of guys that actually talk to them in real life are proportional to the amount of weight that they have "supposedly" lost since last summer. i.e. not shit. BEWARE, if you give any attention at all, they will assume your friendly actions are actually sexual advances. DO NOT! I REPEAT! DO NOT ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH GIRLS SUFFERING FROM FAT GIRL SYNDROME!

"That bitch got fat girl syndrome"
"Whats fat girl syndrome?"
"When a bitch looks like Precious but think she looks like Rihanna; a linebacker kind of bitch that should be blocking for Miami, not dancing in the club."

by sidekick2flip January 27, 2011

fat puppy syndrome

When after eating a meal you become tired and want to lie down in the sun and take a nap like a fat puppy.

Uhhh! I just ate and now I have fat puppy syndrome!

by azdeuce August 20, 2008

Fat Boy Syndrome

Men who were fat when younger, and are now cripplingly insecure about themselves/their relationships may be said to have Fat Boy Syndrome (FBS). A man with FBS may or may not talk constantly about his weight/workout routine and/or his eating habits. He usually also talks about his insecurities ad infinitum. Men with FBS have a tendency to be overemotional, latch on to those who show any sort of interest in them, and be generally annoying.

Man with FBS: So, she says she likes me, but I don't know if she really does! I love her so much, and I'm just so scared that she'll realize she isn't into me....I should really hit the gym later, I'm feeling a little chubby...do these pants make me look fat?

Me: GO TALK TO A THERAPIST ABOUT YOUR FAT BOY SYNDROME!!1!!11!1

by j. rose October 16, 2011

fat head syndrome

when a person(s) gets an extremely large ego.

An example is a person who thinks their $hit doesn't smell.

by BettY SpAghetti June 3, 2003

Fat bastard syndrome

When someone is a lazy bones and eats and sleeps 25/8

Keira has fatbastard syndrome she hasn’t left her bed all day fat bastard syndrome will become really fat bastard syndrome when some one is a really fat bastard

by Haha its me bish July 2, 2018

Fat Bastard Syndrome

Exhibiting behaviors consistent with an unhealthy lifestyle and specifically known to increase ones body mass.

Term commonly used when someone is over ordering fast food.

Dude really? Two double cheeseburgers? Your Fat Bastard Syndrome is really flaring up.

by Stew Knod February 15, 2022

Fat Cunt Syndrome

Mainly found in Males at the age of 18 years old, whos name starts with a K and ends with an N.
Commonly referred to this type of person as "A Fat Cunt with no life."

The known effects of this syndrome are:
1. No Life
2. Extremely obese
3. Retarded

Not all effects of this syndrome have been listed.

Any person retains the right to call this person a racial slur or any other type of slur.

Hey man, don't look at that guy he has Fat Cunt Syndrome.

by The Big Man 69420 July 8, 2022