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The family bike

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An alternative way of describing a slut
Man 1: Have you seen her? She looks like the family bike!
Man 2: Yeah, because everyone's ridden her!
by Airza August 3, 2018
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The Clown Family is a groupchat made on Twitter. This gc consists of absolute idiots that don't believe in bagged milk, but they're nice so you have to love them.
The Clown Family are very nice but bagged milk is superior
by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020
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Focus on the Family

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A christian organization based in Colorado Springs that was founded by Dr.James Dobson. When their massive "complex" was built, they "forgot" to pay one of their workers, resulting in an armed stand off. Typical of other large christian organizations based in CS (see also: New Life Church) they mouth the words of peace while teaching hate and intolerance. Dr. Dobson has been featured on various national news programs usually spreading his narrow minded views on (pick one or more) homosexuality, atheism, how satan is real, drug use, pre-marital sex, how the republicans are truly the blessed of god, how democrats are spawn of satan, pro-life, how killing abortion doctors is ok etc. etc. Focus on the family is responsible for pumping millions into republican coffers, doing slander ads against their opponents, all as a "non-profit" company. Like most such organizations their sprawling compound is located on prime real estate and their governing board pulls down more than most corporate CEOs. While their workers are your standard disfunctional underpaid religious zealot, who believes that it's ok to beat the wife, ignore the kids, have an affair etc. as long they go to church on Sunday and drag their family along, they will be completely forgiven. Thus a vicious circle continues. (see hypocrite)
Are You telling people to Focus on the Family ?

HEY why don't you FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FAMILY!!!!!
by PimpFishy November 8, 2006
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The Duggars Family

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A family of religious psychos who have 19 children and aren`t done yet; when their first few kids died before pregnancy or something, they vowed to `let god decide` how many kids they would have. They also have a TV show to broadcast to the world just how small their heads are. All the girls in their family have to wear skirts 24/7 and can't wear makeup (even the ones in their late teens) no dating and no contact to the outside world. (No tv, internet, ANYTHING) also they are home schooled (if you didn't already assume)
`Hey, did you see The Duggars Family tv show, 19 kids and counting, last night? `

'no, sorry I was too busy having a life and missed it '
by Candlyy May 24, 2010
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Friend of the family

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someone who enjoys doing drugs considered harder than alcohol and marijuana
"Lori, is that molly in your bag? Tabs of acid in your wallet!?
"Yes, but hush, don't make a scene!"
"Of course, but that's cool! I did not know you were a friend of the family!"
by pancaketreehouse May 25, 2021
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The Marsh Family

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The Marsh family, a wonderful family of happy demigod bats
A: Are you a happy bat?
B: A what?
A: Never mind, guess you aren't in The Marsh Family smh
by Andi.M May 5, 2021
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