facation

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

Facefloor

The action of slamming your face into the floor.

Produngeon is outdated.

random faggot: OMFG NO WORK!

We: facefloor

by Ridz From RSBuddy July 20, 2011

pink falafel

A real nice, pink vagina. May or may not be nice and meaty. But, in general great for sex.
Opposite of a blue waffle.

Man, that chick last night had a pink falafel, it was just beautiful.

Blue waffles? Fuck that, I want some pink falafels.

by highfivetovaginas April 19, 2010

facarta

1. What an idiot says at random times to make their mum piss themselves. Generally funnier with a weird Italian accent.

2. How my sister says focaccia.

Facarta! Facarta!

That facarta bread was delicious.

by Floki_90 May 23, 2016

facefuckenomics

making money fucking faces

i told her the big money in porn was pov deepthroat thats just basic facefuckenomics

by myxxxpovnetwork November 14, 2021

Banana Falafel

When a man places a banana inside the bellybutton of a woman, and then drapes a falafel over it in a blanket like way. He then places the other end of the banana inside his own bellybutton and proceeds to gyrate. This is extremely sexual, and causes both parties to achieve awesome sexual pleasures almost instantly.

Girl: I think we should try a Banana Falafel next
Boy: Alright, I'll get the banana, you get the Falafel.

by McPLaura April 21, 2011

Farafontoff

To farafontoff is to pee on foreigners

Person A: I farafontoffed on your boyfriend.
Person B: YOU RACIST!

by nicoleohoh May 29, 2010