I needed condoms and Astro Glide for a sexual encounter but I was too embarrassed so I bought a birthday card To cover my purchase so the clerk thought it was for someone else. A total sex facade.
by 0neHugeWang! July 24, 2020
Get the Sex Facademug. 
Facad stands for daredevil people, for example who are found playing mobile games in class while their faculty advisor is sitting beside them.
Oh, he is such a Facad!
by ilsiitb May 14, 2017
Get the facadmug. An ugly colored and patterned sweatshirt worn be attractive people when they are trying to be low key.
by D Kremer June 3, 2017
Get the facade patternmug. Not susceptible to believing that another person's online posts, comments, photos or videos actually represent his or her true life.
"Tom is always goes to the best parties. That guy is always having fun."
"Nah, he just gets invited to a couple here and there."
"How do you know?"
"I have facade immunity. Obviously he's not going to post comments about all the time he spends crying alone in his room."
"Nah, he just gets invited to a couple here and there."
"How do you know?"
"I have facade immunity. Obviously he's not going to post comments about all the time he spends crying alone in his room."
by consultationist June 16, 2014
Get the facade immunitymug.