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When you you’re one of them people and you just get it. It’s the simple things you can picture but the largest form possible.
“Hey Blake, do you see the vision? Yes I do Mason, picture this, it’s fucking everywhere.”
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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

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Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
by Sabi Gunter May 17, 2025
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It's The Fucking Purp

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A term used usually after one consumes Purple haze'
EXAMPLE 1
*passes out* *wakes up* "It's The Fucking Purp"

EXAMPLE 2

GUY1:"Dude why can't I feel my legs"

GUY2:"its the fucking purp"

EXAMPLE 3
im really high as I type this, because ITS THE FUCKING PURP
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Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
by scrambletastic June 8, 2009
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Phrase originating in Britain that is uttered by ravers/binge-drinkers when they are. Usually shouted repeatedly whilst loud electronica/techno/dance/rave music is blaring, and whilst the speaker is raving/dancing
"LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAAAAAAL!!!"

*smashes glass over own head rendering himself unconscious*
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 11, 2010
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Three's a fucking crowd

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Brian Lee and Erin were the only ones at the party. Three's a fucking crowd.
by ledg3rmit3 April 2, 2010
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that's a fucking bahji

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A play on words derived from the popular Indian snack of an onion bahji/bahjai, used to describe a good goal scored on 'pro evolution soccer'.
"That's a fucking bahji!" Said Pete as he put yet another superb goal in from outside the box on the turn with his back to the tv and his eyes closed.

"Fuck me that was nearly a fucking bahji" Said Phil as he nearly pulled one back with an audacious yet very good attempt
by Petemeister February 14, 2008
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