dick fuck

A way of sex by shoving small items down a man's pee pee hole.

Guy 1: "I was dick fucked so hard!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit! What did they put down your penis this time?"
Guy 1: "His penis!"
Guy 2: "that's nasty.."

by Burger King Whore February 14, 2012

fuck my dick

when you watch one man one screwdriver

while you are watching it i said fuck my dick

by dick is yum March 13, 2019

fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

Shrimp dick fuck nugget

A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!

FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!

by Hex... Duh October 13, 2015

shrimp dick fuck nugget

What everyone thinks you are , and what you think everyone else is.

Hex is such a Shrimp Dick Fuck Nugget.

by Onii-san October 13, 2015

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

by megalabob March 9, 2021

Dick fuck

A type of defencive tower in games that fire lasers at your paratroopers; especially prism towers from command and conquer red alert two.

"What?! That god damm dick fuck just zapped all my fucking paratroopers!"

by TomatoCzar May 8, 2008