shit the fuck

alternative to 'shit the bed', perhaps used to express a greater degree of surprise or concern

kimberly: aliens have captured your ma and they're about to anally probe you both.
john: shit the fuck!

by dr richard kimble January 2, 2009

Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."

1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"

by Walkers World April 19, 2022

shit the fuck all

Absolutely nothing.

Josh: why are you so sad?
Tina: because if feels like our relationship means shit the fuck all to you

by Thelazyflame July 17, 2017

Oh Shit Get The Fuck Out Of Here

A phrase used by non-believing friends.

Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches"

porkchop sandwiches
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

by kitteninastocking May 6, 2009

The fuck my shit at?

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.

*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.

by the hell is this shit October 31, 2012

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

When a manchild gets heavily offended by a 9-year-old's comment. Most famously coined by the Twitch streamer "Ninja" when he took the bait of a little kid in-game.

Ninja shoots 9-year-old
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"

by That random guy thing December 2, 2018

What the fuck is this shit

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz

bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?

by Link, the hero of time January 22, 2009