FOOTD

F.O.O.T.D
Definition:Falling Out Of Trees Disorder
Symptoms:Being really clumsy and falling out of trees,doing it on a regular basis,and being a BIG TIME MOOD.

If you have this you were or are a HUGE mood in Middle School too!

“Janaye you klutz.The cuts are from the tree aren’t it?You probably have FOOTD!Falling out of trees disorder.”

“She definitely has F.O.O.T.D.Just look at her!She fell out of the tree!Again!The 5th time this week!”

by JaNmidSchool August 15, 2019

ftoduck

a completely random correlation between an action and the device by which the action is performed

using the "f" key on a keyboard to perform a "ducking" action in game

Dude, I can't believe that girl gave you her telephone number after you told her you still live with your mom, that's so completely ftoduck.

by Grandpajonny July 14, 2005

Footdown

Footdown; originates in Essex but is currently at large in Norfolk! A footdown generally has a heavy right foot and a tendency to never lift until the bang! You need to be very quick if you wish to see this rare animal, "blink and you'll miss it" is very appropiate. It can mostly be seen on 4 wheels though be very careful if you see it on 2! this will mean that it's travelling much faster than normal.
Warning you should never attempt to impede the progress of footdown as this only serves to annoy it, not something you should do at all, ever.

There goes Footdown, Pulled a footdown, pulling a footdown, footdown again.

by Footdown November 19, 2007

FCOTD

First Cup Of The Day. typically coffee, but could be tea.

can't think without my FCOTD" or "just sat down with my laptop and my FCOTD" or "still haven't had my FCOTD" or "heading to Starbucks for my FTOCD".

by Gotageek November 29, 2009

FPOTD

acronym meaning "First Post Of The Day." On some message boards or threads it is used to denote that a specific person or post was teh first made on that calendar day

I made the FPOTD when I was the first person to post after midnight.

by Damon Caine August 26, 2006

ftot

Fish Titties On Top

Aye bruh- put them ftot!

by wnbx July 11, 2017

FPOTD

Frivolous Purchase Of The Day

I just got back from making my FPOTD.

by adelossa September 8, 2006