French fries

Getting f!ngered. Absolute heaven if done right. Genuinely nothing better.

“My man gave me French fries last night.”

French fries by Hshshshshshshshsh July 13, 2026

French Fries Tax 

French fries allotted to the person picking up lunch for a group of coworkers.

"I can't wait to collect the french fries tax from my coworkers' fries on the way back to the office."

"Hey, Some of my fries are gone. Ohh had to pay the french fries tax."

French Fries Tax by Kajun SS November 15, 2014

french fries animal style 

French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.

Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.

french fries animal style by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017

french fries and ketchup 

Anal sex where blood comes out of the anus

"Would you like some French fries and ketchup bend over"

french fries and ketchup by Baseballer41648 February 17, 2014

French Fries and Chicken Tenders 

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

French Fries and Chicken Tenders by taranahte April 15, 2020

French Fries and Ketchup 

Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…

Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…

French Fries and Ketchup by rubygrapefruit March 28, 2023

French Fries with Abs 

A more dignified name for "Waffle Fries". (Sadly, they will not give you abs)

Let's get some French Fries with Abs dude!

French Fries with Abs by 69+420=489 June 23, 2023