Acronym for Fake Ass Bitch. A female who is a complete facade. She is made up of lies and is completely unreliable.
PJ: Did that girl that gave you her number and told you to call her ever call you back man?
Sheldon: Nah, I called twice and she screened the shit outta me. She's a fuckin' F A B.
Sheldon: Nah, I called twice and she screened the shit outta me. She's a fuckin' F A B.
by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008
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I don't know if i should waste my time with her.
Fuck a bitch(f.a.b), she don't even smoke weed.
Also: Person1: I don't know man, I think that's someone else' parking spot.
Person2: Fuck a bitch(f.a.b)as he parks the car..
Fuck a bitch(f.a.b), she don't even smoke weed.
Also: Person1: I don't know man, I think that's someone else' parking spot.
Person2: Fuck a bitch(f.a.b)as he parks the car..
by doksu January 11, 2010
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A difinitive explanation has never really been found. But, fans of the Thunderbirds all know what I mean
A difinitive explanation has never really been found. But, fans of the Thunderbirds all know what I mean
by Sam McKie August 27, 2005
Get the F A B mug.B.M.A.A.F stands for Best Mate Always And Forever. A BMAAF is much more than a best friend , it's like in between friend and soul-mate. If you have a BMAAF you are known as luckiest person on Earth , because you have someone who is there for you , beside you , to guide you , and will possibly be your BMAAF forever. It's not like you both are married and definetley NOT in love , but it's almost as if you both have an understanding between you that no-one else would understand. It's usually girls who have BMAAF'S , but some guys do have BMAAF'S too. It also doesn't have to be girl and girl or boy and boy , some girls BMAAF'S are boys , but it's like a super-friend , not like they want to date them in that way. related links friends.
Luv ma B.M.A.A.F like a sister ,
this definition is for my BMAAF Caitlin!!! :) :P :D
Luv ma B.M.A.A.F like a sister ,
this definition is for my BMAAF Caitlin!!! :) :P :D
Guy: why are you both even friends at all? you have got nothing in comin.
Girl:
You would'nt understand and it's BMAAF'S before boyfriends. Can't except her , can't have me.
Guy:
But love is more important than friends.
Girl:
Not more important than a B.M.A.A.F
Girl:
You would'nt understand and it's BMAAF'S before boyfriends. Can't except her , can't have me.
Guy:
But love is more important than friends.
Girl:
Not more important than a B.M.A.A.F
by Tina B ( Turnip ) October 10, 2008
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Mowglie: nah not right now, i still needa sing the bear necessities with fuckin baloo:/
Mowglie: nah not right now, i still needa sing the bear necessities with fuckin baloo:/
by Angelkhfgjh June 20, 2008
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2: Chef: There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college. Do you understand?
Cartman: That's F A B.
2: Chef: There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college. Do you understand?
Cartman: That's F A B.
by P-DOGG the Apostle July 29, 2005
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