When a Judge has the guilty verdict and extremely large fine detrmined on your case before the court case has even started
by Tax Toad 2 February 20, 2024

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 20, 2023

The extorting party built Loot and Extortion statues not to intentionally poke fun at itself, but being the party of the total narcissist, didn't realize that it was poking fun at it's own double standards.
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

When people take advantage of your better nature to exploit you. Usually happens with liberal white women when mothering instincts are redirected towards immigrants and people that will one day harm them.
"Showing pictures of a tearful immigrant to promote replacing your identity and culture is a form of empathy extortion."
by harry analstein August 13, 2022

You did not bravely stand up to extortion.
Hym "Because you were not extorted. You MOLESTED A FUCKING RETARD and I waxed poetic about what I could theoretically do. If you were extorted then Noah was hammered to death. Did Noah get hammered to death? No. You are lying to cover your ass. But I'll tell you what, if I am not paid for my work on AI, someone is going to have their life changed in the worse possible way. You had better not be involved in me not getting my money."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 11, 2024

It isn't extortion you stole from me and you are going to pay it back or someone isn't going to get to raise their kids. I'm not going to just let you steal this from me but you ARE GOING TO LET ME TAKE SOMEONE'S KID FROM THEM. That's the asymmetry. The only positive outcome for everyone is me getting that money. I'm not letting it go.
Hym "It isn't extortion. You made a mistake doing this. Don't let it cost someone the most thing in the world to them just so you can feel like you got the better of me. It isn't a tantrum. You are stealing them most significant advancement of modern times from me to get me to kill a child. That is all. Anyone stupid enough to let you convince them otherwise has bigger problems than a dead kid and if they aren't willing to stop you then someone else is going to have that exact problem."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2024
