44s iconic quote for when his pc wouldn’t turn on, and he’s fucking retarded and thinks blackmail (extortion) means bricking a computer.
by pzmy August 13, 2025
Get the who extorted my pcmug. When a Judge has the guilty verdict and extremely large fine detrmined on your case before the court case has even started
by Tax Toad 2 February 20, 2024
Get the Judicial Extortionmug. Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat
Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
Get the extortion abortionmug. The extorting party built Loot and Extortion statues not to intentionally poke fun at itself, but being the party of the total narcissist, didn't realize that it was poking fun at it's own double standards.
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
Get the Extorting partymug. Person 1: Look at that little extortion! His face is so tiny.
Person 2: Aww, yeah, he's so extortioniful ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
Person 2: Aww, yeah, he's so extortioniful ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
by squatcobblerrrrr March 21, 2024
Get the extortionmug. Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips
Hub: ah, total douche defined...
Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?
Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?
Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips
Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 16, 2023
Get the extortion abortionmug. It isn't extortion you stole from me and you are going to pay it back or someone isn't going to get to raise their kids. I'm not going to just let you steal this from me but you ARE GOING TO LET ME TAKE SOMEONE'S KID FROM THEM. That's the asymmetry. The only positive outcome for everyone is me getting that money. I'm not letting it go.
Hym "It isn't extortion. You made a mistake doing this. Don't let it cost someone the most thing in the world to them just so you can feel like you got the better of me. It isn't a tantrum. You are stealing them most significant advancement of modern times from me to get me to kill a child. That is all. Anyone stupid enough to let you convince them otherwise has bigger problems than a dead kid and if they aren't willing to stop you then someone else is going to have that exact problem."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2024
Get the Extortionmug.