extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.

Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!

by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013

extended cab

A woman with a large ass.

"You see the extended cab on that bitch?"

by Ryan C. Mason December 11, 2007

extended vacation

A prison stay.

I just got back from an extended vacation and my wife was knocked up.

by sweetenough September 30, 2013

Extended Jeromes

Alternative identifier of the type of cold-weather underclothes that cover you from waist to ankle commonly referred to as "Long Johns" .

If you're going out to shovel the driveway, don't forget to wear your Extended Jeromes. You don't want to get a Chilly Willy.

by Paully Bear December 20, 2020

extended back

A person (usually a female) who has no ass, but instead just a back that seems to extended to just about their thighs.

Look at that girl, she has no ass.. just an extended back!

by flamboyantflamingo March 27, 2005

extended essay

A paper that an IB student has 2 years to write, assigned by a useless class called TOK or theory of knowledge. It has a 4000 word limit and can be written on anything the student likes. After a year of stressing about CAS hours, the TOK essay, IB orals, and endless work, the student relizes the paper is due the next day and must bullsh** his way through a 4000 word paper that is not in the subject (such as psychology, Biology etc)they chose. The paper is usually submitted to turnitin.com and is 99% copied because of the numerous incidences of plagerism found in the paper. This paper MUST be accepted by IB or you will NOT recieve the diploma and you wasted 2 years of your life and gave up your soul and have become a living zombie and will eventually become a crackwhore.

1.Shana- Hey lynn, why did you cut school today

Lynn- Because the extended essay was due today

Jesse- Steph, wats up with Igor, I heard plucked out his own eye balls

Steph- His extended essay was rejected by IB

by Shanabobana =] March 18, 2007

Extended Leg

When your ass is so flat its like an extension of your leg.

Your mom has an extended leg, lucky you were born with an ass.

by Tabbie305 April 22, 2009