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Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual EVICTION NOTICE
by Unclenono October 10, 2021
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Eviction Notice

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual eviction notice
by Unclenono October 10, 2021
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Evict The Groundhog

Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?
by StakeTheSteak December 27, 2024
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Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.
A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.
by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023
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southside eviction

When someone, not on the lease, temporarily leaves to run errands and you change the locks claiming no knowledge that they ever resided there.
Tammy left to get cigarettes and I performed a Southside eviction. She can find somewhere else to stay!
by Soufsider January 15, 2020
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