Ethan Kennedy 

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.

Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy

Ethan Kennedy by MrCh4rbot January 17, 2022

Ethan Kong 

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.

they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)

"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"

Ethan Kong by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022

Ethan Kinnie 

A depressed person

Chao: you’re like so sad, don’t become an Ethan kinnie over this!

Ethan Kinnie by Glass2323 February 8, 2023

Ethan Kerilla 

Gorilla God

ETHAN KERILLA IS THE GOD OF THE GORILLAS

Ethan Kerilla by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023

Ethan Kalajian

A person behind the Blackgaze/Shoegaze band "To writhe love on her arms".

I love Ethan Kalajian.

Ethan Kalajian by blackgays69 November 18, 2025

Ethan Richard Kile 

He loves jesus

Ethan Richard Kile

Ethan Richard Kile by asd21a April 3, 2023

ethan and kaylee 

perfect couple

Ethan and kaylee are adorable together!

ethan and kaylee by Totally_Not_Kaylee_McNemar December 15, 2017