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English Class 

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.
“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.
English Class by Rowb0at May 26, 2022

English Class 

Another word for "Boring".
"English class should dig its own grave".
English Class by mdwmq March 29, 2023

English Class 

The teacher (usually female, 40-50 years old, divorced) loves to over analyse everything in a text/movie
They stop after every sentence to analyze the words said in whatever piece of media you are studying
"The shirt was dark blue" does not represent the melancholic solitude that the character portrays, maybe the shirt was just fucking dark blue
Guy1 : English Class sucks!
Guy2: i know, the teacher makes us write an essay on 1 line of a poem
English Class by Dexter_39764 August 24, 2023

English Class 

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject
id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow
English Class by toejerk October 9, 2023

English class

English class is a school subject focused on developing skills in reading, writing, speaking, listening, and understanding language. Students often study novels, short stories, poetry, plays, and other forms of literature while learning grammar, vocabulary, essay writing, and critical thinking.

Were you able to tell that the paragraph above was actually ai? No? Good. English class is actually a class that is nice and peaceful with the nicest teachers that goes by way too fast! Enjoy it while you can, because one day you will miss it!
I was in English class and the work wasn't too bad! I actually had a lot of fun!
English class by Klysvm September 21, 2026

English Class is now Real

When u poop
Damn English Class is now REAL up in this porta john
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