penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Penis Valuer February 22, 2009

Turd Embargo

Depending on the context, a "turd embargo" is:

1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";

Or

2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".

(Example 1): "Hey Jackhole, there's only 1 bathroom in this bar, and you're holding it up. So take some damned Ex-Lax ; lift the turd embargo!"

(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"

"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."

by Admiral Viggo September 20, 2016

Penis Embargo

To give up on men, temporarily or permanently.

After a bad date Jessica decided she just had enough and declared a penis embargo.

by Annimus November 11, 2012

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Penis Valuer February 28, 2009

Truth Embargo

The officially imposed ban on revealing the facts of an extraterrestrial presence on Earth. It includes the cover-up of UFOs and alien beings, as well as their technology (limitless energy, anti-gravity, and cures for all diseases) that would benefit the whole of humanity while upsetting the current hierarchy of power.

The Truth Embargo would seem to center around the editors and publishers who are too closely intertwined with corporate ownership to rock the boat.

by jouissancepastance September 27, 2017

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

social embargo

When someone holes themself up in their room doing absolutely nothing at all when their friends all go out and do something fun. This is worse than being a video game nerd, because at least they are playing with other people. A social embargo has no even slight hint of social activity involved, and can therefore be employed easily without internet or communicatins of any sort.

Marshall put on the social embargo even though everyone else went out to eat and play trivia.

by Ralphol April 22, 2009