EM

Enlightened Moron: Someone who sees an obsolete Truth Video and then preaches to spin like they are the first to hear anything about it.

Then the EM came in and told us all about how blind we were that the aluma naughties are meeting at Build-a-Burger and we need to stop it.

by NewCenturion February 13, 2010

EM

To skim or skip over

Noah no showed to Melanie's late night text invitation because he EM'd her text. Being frustrated, Melanie has forced Noah to pay child support and see LB only on weekends. She now EMs his texts out of spite.

by mirthduki February 24, 2019

Em

A nickname for Eminem that his die-hard fans use to suck his dick.

“Em is the goat! He really destroys all mumble rappers epicly”

by ImmortalCloutGod January 27, 2019

Em

Pain in the ass who makes no freakin' sense and restarts relationships just to ruin the guy even more.

I hate you, Em.

by Friend February 18, 2004

Em-

Pronounced "eem". "-" comes from "e-" as in an electron.

1. short for "emo".
2. used to describe a person: sad, depressed, lonely
3. used to describe a situation: sad, depressing

That kid is definitely em-.

Why are you so em- today Tiffiny?

That's so em- that you got an F on your AP Chemistry test!

by Arny14 January 4, 2008

em

In typography, a unit of measure generally equivalent to the width of the letter m. When in the context of a 12-point font, an em is equal to a pica.

My car is badass. I can go from 0 to 6.33 ems per millisecond in 8 seconds! Heck yes!

by therealken August 3, 2005

Em

When you're clearing your throat to start to speak.

Shorter version of "Ahem".

"Yo Marcus, Spit that shit!"

"Em em em"

by Dak Babkok May 31, 2016