Elven King

A special division of idiots.

Wow, he is such an Elven King, he can go die in a hole.

by Hahahahaha wow March 4, 2009

Evren

a nigga that looks like a horse

boy 1: "hey, why the long face"
boy 2: "don't call me an evren"

by  October 21, 2018

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Stephie had an elven wedding night because she didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

Evren's Curse

This has typically occurred once your parakeet beings to make a grinding noise with it's beak and gives long monologs about how it knows that it's actually a small Hispanic child named Mike.

"*grinding noise* SQUAWK Help me! I'm suffering from Evren's curse! I'm a small Hispanic child named Mike! SQUAWK!"

by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022

Evren's Curse

A witch named Evren went to a half Spanish-half english kindergarten class and met a little Hispanic boy that we're going to call Mike. Although their language barrier was impenetrable, Evren's mother was convinced that he had a crush on her daughter. This frustration led to Evren casting a spell, turning Mike into a parakeet, and renaming him Picket. To this day his cries of "Hola mi nombre es Mike," ring throughout the roomy cylindrical domes that Evren calls home.

*grinding beak* "SQUAWK! EVREN'S CURSE! SQUAWK! MI NOMBRE ES MIKE!" *chitter* *chirp*

by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022

Evren

A name you give your kid when you want him to become a furry.

That kids parents are messed up... they already got him a fur suit..... I bet he will be named Evren

by onefurryboi April 21, 2020