evening officer

used in irish stoner terminology to keep away nasty pigs. once said everyone in the area must repeat the phrase.

Everyone say evening officer right now.

*everyone then says evening officer*

by ELET January 30, 2020

Eventing

A discipline of horseback riding that involves three courses. The first is dressage. The second is show jumping. The third is cross country jumping. Most would consider it the hardest English discipline. Eventers are dedicated riders who love horses with all of their heart. They are not perfect riders but they work as hard as possible. They are usually loyal, kind, and caring. Although some get caught up in it and become snobby, rude, and trashy.

Emma Kate: I do barrel racing, what's your discipline?
Carolyne: I do eventing.

by HorsebackRiding123 July 13, 2015

Have a magical evening.

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.

Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.

by Hikari Shadow May 24, 2011

Good Evening

Orginated from an Illuminati X song called "Black Hand". Delxue, 1/3 of Illuminati X drops the following line:
"Goodevening, looking like you've seen a demon, not happy to see me, thought we had an agreement?"

When listening to this song, that line hits you, and you will understand, the meaning is basicly: sick, ill, dope etc.
(but in a mobster sort of way)

Nikola: yo have you watched Eastern Promises?

Osama: Ye, that shit was Good Evening

by Dr. Nikola April 16, 2009

evening

the only time of day when over 90% of people are awake

I wake up at 4pm and go to bed at 8am.
I sleep in the morning, during the day, but awake in the evening.

by missile_blocker December 11, 2007

elvenkin

Generic name applied to elven Otherkin, being them any race ever existant, yet name themselves elven. Also shortened to "elven".

You're a Draconic, she's a Were, I'm Elvenkin.

by wyvren_hunter February 21, 2005

evening the odds

Evening the odds is to jump off a building and into a car that turns into a somehow non-lethal tank in a city thats only filled with criminal scum, an army, a man who hates clowns and wants to kill you, and a man that blames getting his face eaten by a mutant crocodile man with a “killer stick” on you for no reason.

“The City’s Overrun. We don’t stand a chance.”
-“Stay here. I’ll send someone to pick you up.”
“What are you doing?”
-“Evening the odds.”

by The last galaxy March 9, 2023