Exasturbation

1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate

1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.

by Anonymouslyer May 19, 2015

Exasquare Bandit

Someone who continuously gets to phase six of The Omega Protocol Ultimate in FF14 and dies to an exasquare causing extreme frustration and a collective sigh

Sigh, exasquare death again you are the exasquare bandit man

by Tekniqz September 2, 2023

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008

Emasculated

To have been rendered less of a man, or been made to feel much less of a man through humiliation. This term is most often used to describe a male douchebag who has been pussywhipped by his woman.

The fact that lame Ed has chosen to neglect his friends and be home before midnight on a Friday night is proof that he has allowed himself to become completely emasculated by his girlfriend.

by Kirlong March 14, 2010

exmuslim

An apostate from Islam

Ali became an exmuslim after finding issues with Islam on scientific, philosophical, and moral grounds.

by capncanuck June 21, 2016

Emasculator

a woman that demasculates a man so much that his penis literally shrivels up and becomes utterly useless.

Jen was such a Emasculator to her husband so much that he can no longer make sex to her. She regrets being so bitchy now.

by IMMA MAN December 14, 2009

Examsmas

A holiday celebrated by university students in which any feelings of accomplishment or self-worth are ritualistically cleansed in preparation for a new semester.
The holiday commonly coincides with the exam schedules of various educational institutions. The link between the two is not yet understood.

"On the first day of Examsmas my proctor gave to me
A paper in archeology

On the second day of Examsmas my proctor gave to me..."

by jacob von hogflume December 9, 2010