A long limbless reptile that has no eyelids, a short tail, and jaws that are capable of considerable extension. Kevin Durant often live in fucking nests, Kevin Durant slithers around.
by penguinboy9232002 April 19, 2018
- "My dude seriously transferred to North Catholic High! We could've won States this year!"
-"What a Kevin Durant. "
-"What a Kevin Durant. "
by BIGRob19 November 17, 2016
Wirery, soft, nappy head ass snake that plays for the Golden State Warriors. Tends to backstab team after blowing a 3-1 lead in the western conference finals by joining the team he lost to.
Kevin Durant is a cupcake.
by Petunia2001 August 24, 2017
Kevin durant = 🐍 🐍 🐍
by Hunted2322 August 23, 2017
Kevin durant is offered a max contract from okc and a regular contract from golden state
who does he pick Golden state
who does he pick Golden state
by Cleveland fan February 13, 2017
A snake lurking around oracle arena that dumped westbrook for his new best friend Stephanie baby face curry.
by Jordan the fucking 2k player September 25, 2018
1. Nicknamed Durantula, Kevin Durant is arguably the 2nd best basketball player in the NBA currently and only 21 years old. It is believed he will be the chief rival to LeBron James in the future however he needs to put on some weight first as he currently stands 6'11 but weighs 130 pounds. He also has the wingspan of a giraffe and the personality of an 8 year old.
2. The reason the suicide rate in Portland, Oregon has more than tripled since June, 2007.
2. The reason the suicide rate in Portland, Oregon has more than tripled since June, 2007.
Brandon, "Hey man did you see Kevin Durant drop 45 the other night on the Sixers?"
Greg, "No, I was taking some pictures for my girlfriend."
Greg, "No, I was taking some pictures for my girlfriend."
by Joyner82 March 25, 2010