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gentleman's dumplings

1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.

2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.

2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
by glandcyclops February 21, 2009
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Crap Diddly Dumplings

Used as a word of anger when something doesn't go your way, such as dang it.
Man hits himself by accident with hammer when trying to hammer a nail into a board of wood

Man: Oww!!! Crap Diddly Dumplings!!!
by massive femboy cock June 4, 2016
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Rumpilingus

Eating another person's ass to provide sexual pleasure. Usually a result of a large chemical or alcohol intake that leaves you feeling so wild and horny you just wanna do EVERYTHING.
I came home from that kegger and I was so blotto I think I performed rumpilingus on my girl.

or

On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.
by Nick February 9, 2005
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Sissy Dumplings

Sissy Dumplings are when you don't wash out the cum out when you've been barebacked, and then you take a jizz-grated shit
Mikochin was bricking Sissy Dumplings
by Fleet monkey February 3, 2020
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bum dumplings

To describe a bad case of haemorrhoids!
what tha fuck, you got massive bum dumplings falling outta ya ass!!! get some fucking Anusol or something, arh man that is soooo gross!.
by Stoned yoda May 27, 2006
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chicken and dumplings

The best food ever.
It's best with more dumplings than chicken.
Eaten by both southern and black people.
Cracker Barrel serves the best Chicken and Dumplings ever.
by asianchow42 August 5, 2008
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British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker
Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.
by thickness May 4, 2007
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