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DucheTastic

A person who is super duche, therefore adding the tastic to duche.
He is so duchetastic.
by Everybody\Speaks\B\e\e\r June 19, 2010
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douchetarian

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.
Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.
by Troll Master General November 16, 2011
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Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.
I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.
by sherwinre August 2, 2017
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Douchetard

Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.

It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.

As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.
Derek: Omg, did you see Demi Lovato's new hair?

Alice: Derek, you're such a fucking douchetard.
by popcycles June 21, 2010
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ducktard

A retarded duck. Usually characterised by the duck repeatedly dipping its head underwater, trying to swim upside down or losing its family.
Look at that freaking ducktard. What the hell is it trying to accomplish?
by pukka pockerzz April 7, 2010
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dudetard

listen up, dudetard. do not fuck your syster.
by Acid Motion January 29, 2003
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Ducetard

A couple of tards, 2 stupid people, 2 Pieces of shit, 2 of anything that can be considered a Tard.
Maxi and Sam are a ducetard.
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