drawer of horrors

Your mother’s sex toys

My step-father pulls out a vibrator from my mothers drawer of horrors and says “it’s a back massager.”

by sonofacoochie February 5, 2022

Drawer List

Almost like a bucket list but specifically for sex

The first thing on my drawer list is doing it on a baseball field.

by Blazey August 14, 2022

Drawer Tail

Dressed in underwear only.

He went to bed in his drawer tail.

by Country slang July 27, 2023

Drawer-oner

A more modern and woke term for someone that applies facial enhancements to another, usually with color. In the past these have been called makeup artists, but they are so much more.

Sounds like you need a professional drawer-oner.

by Girl with mustache sometimes August 27, 2024

Cutlery Drawer

When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer

Can I join in with the spooning? Sure! We can make a cutlery drawer!

by Basicallytbf. August 18, 2015

Polish sock-drawer

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.

Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.

by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013

Piss Drawer

A piss Drawer is exactly what it sounds like, it's a drawer full of piss.(just don't let your mom find out)

Oh shit mom found the piss Drawer.

by Biggie trux February 13, 2019